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Questions for the Ages

Now I consider myself a fairly intelligent guy, yet I can’t seem to master one of the simplest tasks: powdering my balls. I can’t pull it off without making a mess. I’ve tried it standing in the shower (with it off of course), over a towel, even outside. All of which led to a mess and some legal repercussions.

There are certain things in life you just figure out: how to kiss a girl, how to crank one out, how to beat trumped up charges of indecent exposure. You know, everyday stuff. But this continues to baffle me, so I ask you the reader to help. Vote below. If it is in fact possible please share it with the class in the comments section below. You can also share if you have a method that’s just getting you by too.

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