Posted by RyMo
Nothing says, “take my band serious” quite like singing into a grenade.
Posted on September 27, 2011, in I'm Sold and tagged absurd, attachment, band, bass, drums, grenade, guitar center, guitars, microphone, music, store, stupid. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.
It’s clear now, why we never made it…
My brain can’t process how absurd this product is.
That will go great with my new rocket launcher guitar!
They should market it with a free bullet chain guitar strap…or a land mine mic stand!
when they say “bring it on, sucka!” they are clearly referring to the swat team members who will, no doubt, be bursting through every entry way once it is called in that a mad man is yelling non-coherent diatribe into a grenade, right?
This is what Vietnam vets see when they look at a regular microphone.
Also this should make bombing at comedy clubs much easier.
WOW Nothing screams ROCK STAR! like brandishing a Grenade Microphone when covering KISS’ Beth!
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