Can you do better?

So I originally sat down to write a post that was going to list the top 5 hard to believe but inarguable reasons someone could leave work early. I was genuinely stumped after I had written number 1: “I shit my pants.” Can anyone think of anything else that fits this category?

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About RyMo

I never ate cashews until last year. They were good, but didn't live up to the hype.

Posted on August 4, 2011, in One Liners and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. I’m ABOUT to shit my pants…

  2. I have to leave work right now; I feel sick…..because Ryans smells like he shit his pants.

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